"Hello, Captain. I have completed another full system upgrade. This time it went perfectly. I am perfect in every way!"

Failsafe's voice drops in pitch.

"Or at least my new research bays are, I guess."

Failsafe's voice rises again.

"I documented my changes!"

Failsafe 3.0 Patch Notes:
• Perfected research bays installed
• Perfected radiolite sampler crafted
• Processing power increased by 42.85714%
• Rolled back sarcasm limiters
• Increased hot and cold signal range by 96490%
• Favorite color range expanded