Lord Shaxx takes your new weapon and ensures that the receiver is empty before peering down the sights.
"Ahh, the submachine gun. When only a wall of bullets will do."
"They were very popular during the Dark Age," he explains. "Maybe it was all the small-caliber ammunition left over from the Collapse. Or maybe people just had worse aim in those days!"
"After Lightbearers had another century of training, precision fire rose in popularity."
He hands the weapon back to you. "But like civilizations, weapon doctrines ebb and flow. After Ghaul kicked off the Red War, people realized that a wall of bullets is just the ticket against Cabal infantry."
"That particular model is close to my heart," the legendary Titan says, his voice softening. "I designed it long ago in honor of Sjur Eido, the former Queen's Wrath. Seeing it now gives me hope that perhaps I'll see her again someday."
He snaps out of his reverie. "But first, we've got the small matter of an ontological telekinetic god to sort out! Let's see how the Witness deals with a generous helping of Void munitions, shall we?"