The Ghost Community Theater presents:

ORYX THE NIGHTMARE DADDY:
One Brave Ghost Versus the Death from Outer Space

A four-and-a-half-act play
Written and directed by Didi, Ghost of Marcus Ren

STARRING:
Marcus Ren............................................Hero's Ghost
Didi the Ghost.....................................Guardian Hero
Enoch Bast...........................................................Oryx
Pixie, Ghost of Ariadne Gris............................Ir Halak
Sweeperbot.....................................................Ir Anûk
Ghost, Ghost of Enoch Bast....Ghostly Shade of Crota

See the play that Commander Zavala calls, "An insensitive and disrespectful travesty of a production, with truly abominable prop design—an insult to the art of papier-mâché."

The eponymous Ghost himself calls it: "Is this supposed to be me? Oh… oh no…"

Ghost, the Ghost of Tyra Karn, calls it: "A four-and-a-half-act structure? But that makes no… Stories do have rules, you know! You can't… What constitutes 'half' an… You know what? I don't need to entertain this nonsense."

Ophiuchus, the Ghost of Ikora Rey, calls it: [judgmental silence].

Lord Shaxx calls it: "Undeniably enthusiastic, I'll grant you that. But is the dialogue meant to come across so… sexually charged?"

Ghost, the Ghost of Tyra Karn, calls it: "I've been thinking about it, and I really do think it would be worthwhile for you to learn the basics of narrative composition. Sit down, we're doing this now."